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Carney Announces Behaviour Modifying AI-Inspired Shock Collars Will End Racism

Not totally true, but pretty close.

Jun 16 •

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News of the World - Freeland and Joly get in huge catfight over right to put lotion on Trudeau's back.

Not totally true, but pretty close. - “I’m functionally illiterate,” Trudeau confesses. “Gerald and Daddy always helped me out.”

Jun 15 •

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News of the World - A Realistic Discussion With Anti-Israel Student Protests. Dumb And Dumber

Not totally true, but pretty close. - Student Anti-Israeli Protesters Boycott Starbucks but file Human Rights Complaint when denied almond milk for…

Jun 15 •

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News of the World - Justin Trudeau triumphantly proclaims that he is set on being a Canadian Kim Jong Un.

Not totally true, but pretty close. - But the levitating is going to be hard.

Jun 15 •

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News of the World - A battle cry for the Harvard oppressed approaching the end of their eight and half hour hunger strike.

Oppressor vs. Oppressed: The Fentanyl of Vanity.

Jun 12 •

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News of the World Academics Shocked That Giving Free Drugs to Drug Addicts Increases Drug Use

Not Totally True but Close

Jun 11 •

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News of the World - Low viewership of eclipse by minorities evidence of systemic racism

Not totally true, but pretty close - Only 2.93% of viewers but 3% of population

Jun 8 •

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NEWS OF THE WORLD - WELCOME TO TOFU UNIVERSITY

EARN YOUR BACHELORS DEGREE IN VICTIMISATION STUDIES! Not totally accurate, but pretty close.

Jun 3 •

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News of the World - Infidel University's Hamas Honeymoon: Where Brain Cells Go to Burn Tires and Blame Jews

Mistaking moral collapse for moral clarity since 2023

May 11 •

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News of the World - HAMAS PUBLIC RELATIONS TEAM WINS MARKETING "ENMIES" FOR FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW.

Hamas managing partner Weal El-Victim said he is humbled but later admitted show organisers made him say that. El-Victim said he honestly felt like the…

Apr 7 •

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News of the World - Liberal job creation program of digging holes, falling into them, blaming Harper and refilling them a huge success!

Not totally true, but pretty close.

Apr 4 •

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News of the World - Putin Crazed Republicans Rush Stage To Wipe His Feet With Their Tears

Not totally true, but pretty close. -- He has a face like a hamster. See below for the button to the non-hit song, "Burn in Hell Hamster Face"

Mar 2 •

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