NewsoftheWorld

NEWS OF THE WORLD - Marketers Struggle to Use Irish Jew Hate to Market Guinness.

Not totally true, but pretty close.

Oct 10 •

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Transparent Trojan Horse being pulled into London by Eager Labour MPs.

News of the World. A satirical journal.

Oct 4 •

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NEWS OF THE WORLD - Olivia Chow pledges to ban all proper nouns more than 10 years old.

Special Correspondent, Ministry of Social Rectification. (R1/r53\g@U]=Eo82nr^GB#hr">t>-P.ktdWZ+X@Na|,<51 x.)

Sep 21 •

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72 VIRGINS STAGE LABOUR PROTESTS.

By Special Correspondent, Department of Social Rectification

Sep 20 •

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News of the World (Canada Edition): NDP to Hold Penis Inspection Leadership Vote, Launches Global Separatist Franchises

Not totally true, but pretty close

Sep 7 •

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News of the World (Canada Edition) Liberals Bet on Gaslighting, Vibes, and Friendship Bracelets

Not totally true, but pretty close

Sep 6 •

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News of the World – Firing Squads, Freebies & Faux Statesmen

Not totally true but pretty close: Dispatches from a Canada where clowns run classrooms, premiers hand out stolen wallet

Aug 31 •

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News of the World: Genocide Now Defined as Making People Feel Bad

University of Guelph rally panellists explain Hamas tunnels as bathroom and tampon supply routes, Rafah as a weird Sharwarma condiment

Aug 27 •

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News of the World: The Carney Carnival & The Wine-Bar Whisperer

Some of the quotes may be fiction - but the stories are accurate. Look footnotes! Satire. Weekend free post.

Aug 24 •

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NEWS OF THE WORLD - Carney initiates National Victimisation Scorecard (NVS)

Not totally true, but pretty close.

Aug 18 •

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Tyranny of the Cat

A feline wailing. The stench of urine. It is a reign of terror.On Love, Tyranny, and Why I’d Die for the Cat That Pees on My Clean Laundry or the Black…

Aug 5 •

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Freshman Indoctrination & the Sorcery of Self-Pity

Not totally true but pretty close. - Resolved to never hurt your feelings but still somehow leaving you down and uninspired. Magic word toolkit part of…

Jun 25 •

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