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May 3 • Freedom To Offend

News of the World - HAMAS PUBLIC RELATIONS TEAM WINS MARKETING "ENMIES" FOR FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW.

Hamas managing partner Weal El-Victim said he is humbled but later admitted show organisers made him say that. El-Victim said he honestly felt like the…

Dec 2, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

NEWS OF THE WORLD - Marketers Struggle to Use Irish Jew Hate to Market Guinness.

Not totally true, but pretty close.

Oct 10, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

Transparent Trojan Horse being pulled into London by Eager Labour MPs.

News of the World. A satirical journal.

Oct 4, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

NEWS OF THE WORLD - Olivia Chow pledges to ban all proper nouns more than 10 years old.

Special Correspondent, Ministry of Social Rectification. (R1/r53\g@U]=Eo82nr^GB#hr">t>-P.ktdWZ+X@Na|,<51 x.)

Sep 21, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

72 VIRGINS STAGE LABOUR PROTESTS.

By Special Correspondent, Department of Social Rectification

Sep 20, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

News of the World (Canada Edition): NDP to Hold Penis Inspection Leadership Vote, Launches Global Separatist Franchises

Not totally true, but pretty close

Sep 7, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

News of the World (Canada Edition) Liberals Bet on Gaslighting, Vibes, and Friendship Bracelets

Not totally true, but pretty close

Sep 6, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

News of the World – Firing Squads, Freebies & Faux Statesmen

Not totally true but pretty close: Dispatches from a Canada where clowns run classrooms, premiers hand out stolen wallet

Aug 31, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

News of the World: Genocide Now Defined as Making People Feel Bad

University of Guelph rally panellists explain Hamas tunnels as bathroom and tampon supply routes, Rafah as a weird Sharwarma condiment

Aug 27, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

News of the World: The Carney Carnival & The Wine-Bar Whisperer

Some of the quotes may be fiction - but the stories are accurate. Look footnotes! Satire. Weekend free post.

Aug 24, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

NEWS OF THE WORLD - Carney initiates National Victimisation Scorecard (NVS)

Not totally true, but pretty close.

Aug 18, 2025 • Freedom To Offend

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