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News of the World: The Carney Carnival & The Wine-Bar Whisperer
Some of the quotes may be fiction - but the stories are accurate. Look footnotes! Satire.  Weekend free post.
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NEWS OF THE WORLD - Carney initiates National Victimisation Scorecard (NVS)
Not totally true, but pretty close.
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Tyranny of the Cat
A feline wailing. The stench of urine. It is a reign of terror.On Love, Tyranny, and Why I’d Die for the Cat That Pees on My Clean Laundry or the Black…
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Freshman Indoctrination & the Sorcery of Self-Pity
Not totally true but pretty close. - Resolved to never hurt your feelings but still somehow leaving you down and uninspired. Magic word toolkit part of…
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Gretafessionals and the Gospel of Guilt: Canada’s New Temples of Infantilized Virtue
Where fire drills meet Maoist struggle sessions, and the only sacrament is submission to the shrieking screen.
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News of the World - Putin Volunteers Kremlin Psychologist to help MPs avoid triggering Carney's volcanic temper.
Not totally true but pretty close.
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Carney Announces Behaviour Modifying AI-Inspired Shock Collars Will End Racism
Not totally true, but pretty close.
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News of the World - Freeland and Joly get in huge catfight over right to put lotion on Trudeau's back.
Not totally true, but pretty close. - “I’m functionally illiterate,” Trudeau confesses. “Gerald and Daddy always helped me out.”
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News of the World - A Realistic Discussion With Anti-Israel Student Protests. Dumb And Dumber
Not totally true, but pretty close. - Student Anti-Israeli Protesters Boycott Starbucks but file Human Rights Complaint when denied almond milk for…
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News of the World - Justin Trudeau triumphantly proclaims that he is set on being a Canadian Kim Jong Un.
Not totally true, but pretty close. - But the levitating is going to be hard.
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News of the World - A battle cry for the Harvard oppressed approaching the end of their eight and half hour hunger strike.
Oppressor vs. Oppressed: The Fentanyl of Vanity.
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News of the World Academics Shocked That Giving Free Drugs to Drug Addicts Increases Drug Use
Not Totally True but Close
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