Who is Canada's Stupidest Member of Parliament?

It will be a photo finish.

I’ve said in previous essays that Canada—so rich in agriculture, forestry, minerals, oil, and gas, and blessed with safe borders—is a country with the body of a Ferrari and the brain of a Mattel toy.

Nowhere is this more evident than in the quality of people we elect to Parliament: handsome, athletic, photogenic, good at paddling boats—and apparently un…