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The King’s Porcelain Cow

How Canada Forgot Arithmetic in Order to Protect Supply Management

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You are a child again, and a parent sits by your bed. You are drifting toward sleep. They begin to read...

Once, a northern king owned a small porcelain cow.

The cow was neither beautiful nor particularly valuable, but the king loved it because it reminded him of simpler times. For some reason, the king, saying he was doing it out of respect to the farme…

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