Freedom To Offend 10th Funniest Substack According to the Lord God Algorithm

Really? Maybe the title that included the phrase "shitting one's pants" won the day. My serious academic kudos are being hurt by using "shitting." Shitting.

I was just ranked #10 funniest on Substack, one place above Dave Barry. My last piece was on how high-potency weed, social media consumption and video gaming addiction are destroying our youth, in which I ended with a call to sue the bastards.

I’m not sure why I am #10 in humour. The piece before that was on the depression that resulted when an immoral university betrayed me after being a professor for 15 years and allowed a mob, strangely led by the President herself, of Jew haters to defame me and destroy my career.

Are you giggling? Is this funny?

Not sure why I am number 10. Sorry, Dave, you probably are funnier.

But my piece on Nazi dog breeds and AI girlfriends was funny.