Congrats on being the 51st most funny person on Substack, without even intending to be funny. When I give speeches or attend events and folk congratulate me afterward, say they enjoyed the talk and how funny I am, I seriously respond "I wasn't trying to be funny," and they laugh. It hurts. They think I am being funny when I'm being serious. Damn.
I love your pups! Chag Pesach Sameach back! But I’ll take Happy Easter: He is risen!. And if I had any flex left in my budget I’d buy you that coffee, but having wrestled it to the ground today, I discover that after pinching nickels so hard the beaver farts- I have $100 for the entire month of April left un-allocated. None of that extends to coffee I don’t brew at home. Which is a very narrow margin.
Congrats on being the 51st most funny person on Substack, without even intending to be funny. When I give speeches or attend events and folk congratulate me afterward, say they enjoyed the talk and how funny I am, I seriously respond "I wasn't trying to be funny," and they laugh. It hurts. They think I am being funny when I'm being serious. Damn.
Thoroughly enjoyed this. You deserve the 51/75000.
Mazal tov! Definitely not funny, ha, ha, but fabulously clever, ironic, sarcastic, etc. Then again, no one ever complimented me on my sense of humour!
I’m curious what was #1 most funny? CBC must be slaying its competition at the top.
I love your pups! Chag Pesach Sameach back! But I’ll take Happy Easter: He is risen!. And if I had any flex left in my budget I’d buy you that coffee, but having wrestled it to the ground today, I discover that after pinching nickels so hard the beaver farts- I have $100 for the entire month of April left un-allocated. None of that extends to coffee I don’t brew at home. Which is a very narrow margin.
Are you a Jets fan? I might like you even more than before!! Go Jets Go!