B.A.R.F. and the Great Settler-Colonial Oopsie

A satire on settler colonialism, but let's be real, satire has been lapped by reality these days.

It began, as many moral catastrophes do, with a campus protest, a megaphone, and several people who had recently learned the phrase “settler colonialism” and were now determined to apply it to everything except their own rent-controlled apartments.

The target, naturally, was Israel.

A coalition of activists, professors, NGO consultants, professional sign-…